Thursday, April 28, 2011

Colored house wife , a man on the outside is not up to color

1, me on the sofa watching TV, his wife wrapped in a towel to sit on my lap, customs million, said: , uncle had no money with me today! ?

2, my wife with one hand hold the chin, provocative and said: Please be more respectful, a small woman entertainer I only sell their bodies!

3, I bath in bed reading, and his wife from the bathroom of a Ehupushi my pressure in the body, face grim, said: Chang Changxian! I do not see from his wife, instead gently said: too dirty for years did not open it!

4, my wife asked me: You see am I? incomplete!

5, accompany clients to KTV night home late, just joined the family that his wife slept, and then crept to the bathroom shower. Just stripped naked, his wife suddenly appeared, sharply cried: sound, touch hand to live my jj: She did not sleep is to a Bansu this?

6, wife and like all good things, including the handsome boys & girls, the greatest pleasure to accompany my wife shopping around is that she will give me collecting handsome boys & girls for viewing. A worn out, and we sat before the window of Starbucks, enjoy the beautiful River line. His wife enjoy the side edge peering innocently asked me: ah? Does not that cheap that pervert it? ! They would also like to sleep, you can not scrap it me?


7, once made a small fortune, returned home to his wife fling toward the envelope: Vice money eyes look, holding the envelope Dian Ledian, hugged me,

8, his wife has breathing problems cool to the hiccups. One day into the evening rush home to a hiccup, I asked with concern: woman, and not the proceeds of small woman, had Hexibeifeng it! Start with a pretty wife, but an abrupt end to a critical moment: to facilitate it!

9, a Saturday, my wife normal rest, I have to work overtime. Stalker guy up in the morning and I had some lingering, and then contented to sleep, full of tired and I have to go to the company. Hello I was going out with her bedroom, his wife behind to the sentence: Come on! tonight to come!

10, when my wife and I love the University, when girls can enter the male dormitory, boys are not allowed to enter women's dormitory. A late autumn night, I provoke angry wife, leaving his wife back to my dormitory. Was no cell phone, his wife live in the third floor, I shouted downstairs to her apology. Cried a long time have not seen results, but more and more people crowd. Seeing lights, and his wife from the window to let her roommates threw her down quilt (quilt from me, I know), I see a bad situation, quickly shouted: know no more below, it brings the full floor laughing. Heroes do not eat immediate loss, I quickly ran back to quarters, covered her quilt was owned Hong Qiu a night. I did not wake up the next morning, my wife stood in front of me pull out a quilt to my flat from a meal: ah ~~~~~~ You think I want it!

11, exceptionally cold winter one year, one weekend my wife and I to the park to play. See a lot of people in the lake ice skating, so I invited my wife and I go ski with his wife did not dare. To prove the solid ice, I went to the ice before setting an example to play around and see his wife itch mind straight, eager to finally have the idea. I'm from the center of the lake to the shore to pick her up, off-shore there is a meter, I have no proof to even more dangerous, I also jump leaps, the results just listen to Fortunately shore shallow water only Yandao my waist, his wife scream scared the verge of tears. I went to great lengths to get out from the mud, nothing in ensuring that the whole person I am, after his wife was seriously asked me: also visit the small things is a polar bear!

12, one afternoon, I was working, suddenly my wife received a call, very anxious look: surprised that they dropped the work at hand went to the scene. Lao Po is working with a forty-year-old half-old woman entangled, Ban old woman's dollars, said the meal good things, the old woman was very pleased I am exalted, Lehe Lehe drove away. I asked his wife: How much compensation to people, afraid of being cheated, and had called you myself! ~~~~~~ This is also called butt out? Wrong with you when this lust will change the change?

13, his wife has been of particular interest to my little nipples, often at night they sleep Nianzhe. One time, my wife asked me: Wife giggle at me Oh, I casually said: to decorative! how a dotted line? look good?

14, one night I played computer games, my wife behind me haunt me play with her, I am not from her on the side below the belt, while the display is closed, while pulling the mouse interface, while I'm overwhelmed, sneaking behind my chair withdrawal. Kitchen fire at this time the water was opened, my wife went bouncing down water, my heart barely disguised pleasure, can be considered to get rid of this scourge of the. Unexpectedly, Queer, I jumped up and rushed into the kitchen, his wife is leaning on the door in the kitchen, laughing gas me cruelly. Wife patted me on the shoulder: ~ What can I say, to make a good name is better than your better by the little damage it!

15, my wife and I have a habit of getting up late the weekend. Time we toss the Bansu night before, when I open my eyes feel like sleeping for a few days, I push the sleep wake up dead pig wrapped around me like a wife: work out the table from under the pillow to watch: to the King: to such a provocation against, then launched to mention knives, but also pitched battle a lot. It just finished, mother called and talked small talk, asked more than one o'clock I did not eat dinner. My wife and I realized that this pig look down the table, half past twelve as seven. Hung up the phone, about wives afterwards, his wife come up with an expression of worship: To that, I do not really come to a fine man die!

16, college, once told my wife at the movies, because the night before playing with the hostel all night poker buddies, so see the film when the bottom half of it is difficult for sleepy, the consent of his wife the consent of the small blind for a while. I do not know how long, a girl (sitting on the side of his wife) got up to go out, my wife gently nudged me, I thought it was over, and stumbled to stand up holding the hand of the girl to walk out. Girl shocked, hand-pumping hard outside, the more I have to grip the more tightly drawn, and my heart has whispered: pre-installed so decent people do, coming in just not handle it? Finally the girl anxious, and just sat in my seat hanging on the. I look back to see my wife rip the teeth fierce laugh, next to the girl's boyfriend (I also see the students) are also angry Yuan Deng, I hasten to accompany the smiley face: how a little bit wrong with it! You are too blessed!

17, there was a time popular cross stitch, embroidery wife also joined the ranks of women, not at night into the house to the door step to the second door did not specialize in embroidery, put themselves like with a textile workers. That booing, hand, ended in failure after dinner quiet I can play games online without interference on the ground or something. Can not last, his wife said he embroidered a boring person, not pulled me into the team, I did that reluctantly, but generally has nothing to do. Fortunately we are not born embroidered materials, semi-useless night was his wife dismissed, get reviews is: ~ ~ ~ where the original hard man is not all good!

18, before marriage to buy the car, very hard finish a variety of procedures, so tired I went back to Yang in bed deep breaths. Leap wife ran: curl one's lip: It's that too! Where the difference! . Burongyia ~~~~~~~~ many years finally she did not find a reason to refute me!

19, engaged on the night, my wife is up remover, I silly to cling to his wife from behind: people! Export!

20, is love my wife but does not dwell in me, always exhorted me not because of less obsessed with the wife and external communication, but there is a premise that the call to be on call for his wife, that I was very touched. Once dinner out with the unit at the same time, more than nine, his wife sent me a text message. I was just come for a new mobile phone, a female colleague is playing in his hand, carelessly put a message open. She immediately saw red in the face, head down the phone on the side, after three or four minutes to tell me: ? I miss you and your little brother at home!

21, his wife pestered Lingerie shower ramp on the couch, holding a pile of popcorn and watch TV while eating a leisurely, poor me the nails holding one of her feet . I jokingly said: I asked:

22, his wife has a fat little Jiao Elin, in the studio as a makeup artist, is a very beautiful dress up, takes a good wife to her like a person all day long Arlene Arlene short , have made me jealous sometimes. Arlene dressing up, especially on a theory, his wife just as the Red Book, and never allow others to object. One time my wife and desperately in front of me to reading about Arlene, I snappily said: Arlene had with the Yeah, if I had my first one man is married Arlene! you really do not shock me, I put our house back to sell the house to be modified, to see how you do! :

Thursday, April 21, 2011

Lantern Festival

Years, had finished today is over. the morning to work, to hasten to purchase firecrackers and for the company and some rice balls , oh , 38 million bought a gun , and that is the boss said, , Anyway, one people talk about things like this really want to buy a fat -like , ha ha .. casually told a price ( to buy any of those things I do not know why things develop the habit of bargaining ).
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many students in time for the Olympic year-old BB, suddenly also want to have a BB, Kazakhstan , and quickly called her husband , her husband actually laughed at me, that I see people Zuosa themselves wanted to Zuosa . Oh, people are like , follow suit ! !

Today, I had Yuan Xiao , as if nothing special , her husband to accompany me back to the saying that today , but he ran very hard to see , because tomorrow the weekend, before going on the day of class, again Back, very troublesome , as their own at home , watching TV and on the Internet to have a time at once before. Because of the holiday, did not seem to feel it, and it is almost the same every day , but its slowly getting older, still trying to turn the earth !

Sex life than love

? ? ( After reading this post I cried , I think you will like me read crying ) sex life than love? ? ? (After reading this post I cried, I think you will like me read crying)
days is still dead, a man with a touch of approximately 5.6-year-old girl walking in the street, have not see this man what color clothes to wear, the little girl's face by sweat and dust cover become gray, only a pair of eyes can tell if the man is watching, Dad, I'm hungry, the girl said to the man, the man's face reveals the bitter smile, from a pocket and pulled out a piece of dry hard hair bread to the girl, good you eat, and my father to buy you water, the men walked in front of a small shop, standing in the doorway and a Baipang the proprietress said: Xia Jie, I bought bottles of mineral water, took a few boss bottles of water tucked it away in the arms of a man said: Take it like hot days, drink plenty of points to a stubborn man with a crumpled five dollars, the boss sighed, pulled a girl, playing a pot of water , carefully washed the baby back and watch the children said: read the children, and the oldest maternal aunt said that today what you eat, the girl happy to say, oldest maternal aunt, my father gave me cake, I am also back to walk and wife looked at children, and men say, pay attention to your body right, you also need to study child care, a man quietly pulled his side, said the girl, know, Xie Xiexia sister, a girl and turned to leave, the wife looked back and has been bending of men and bounce the children follow the men, eyes moist, shops there is also a table, a few dressed demon **** son said, yo, this how you, how have shed crocodile tears and wife and said bitterly, and you know what these fox slowly boss out for a while, then ... ... -
a young beautiful woman lying on a hospital bed, pale face staring at this handsome man said, her husband, do not toss, and we have no money, the man smiled, said nothing that looked at women , the doctor has said you get better soon, and it is almost time to pick up my child read, the man slowly turned away, just left the room, the strong man tears came out, furniture, electrical appliances, car, house , to sell have sold, relatives, friends can borrow the money borrowed, even his father's funeral last has given men, told the man said, try it, you do not owe the person with the man walking to the hospital's back garden Sixin crying finally came out, 20 million ah, the doctor and he said, in a 20 million will be able to cure his wife's illness, but now there can have these 20 million, for now For him, this figure is super astronomical, tears are streaming over to see time go kindergarten daughter, the man wiped his tears, to the kindergarten door. -
in the process of waiting for school children is asking an aunt, a woman said: your husband now how you, woman, looking sad to say, the doctor said to a kidney transplant, but alas there looking for ah, the money I can starting out, but now not buying and selling human organs, mother nodded say ah, really heartbreaking, man eyes light up, went over, asked, Sister, I do okay with you to discuss a woman alert look at the man said, you have to do, men do not misunderstand Do not get answered quickly, I also come with children, listening to you the things I think I have a way to help you out, the woman listened to doubt the question, what can you way, the man said your husband is not needed the kidney? I? How can a woman say this, it is illegal things, the man said, Sister, we say elsewhere, two people came across some small to see no one, the men told their own thing this woman said, Sister ah, we even help each other now, with only one kidney is not related to the woman hesitated for a long time that, then I ask my husband, you have the phone for? Man smile and said, I did not have to sell clean, you put your phone number to me, I'll contact you, the woman gave him the numbers, said that tomorrow, contact us now, each with children back, the men took the children back to the hospital, watching with hope to cure his wife and daughter in the mother bed, smiling faces of men finally have a point, the next afternoon, the man called the woman's phone, the woman told him tomorrow to the hospital to check the blood type, and then talk about the price, the man said excitedly, thank you, Sister, that you saved our family, the woman said, if you can be successful but also saved our family, and has been on the morning man appointment of women to the hospital, tests and procedures are cumbersome over, the diagnosis can be used, two people came to a coffee house, the woman asked you a price right, the man then said, big sister, my wife 20 universal cure is needed, I also do not have money, you see how much to give, the woman laughed and said, you are very honest, I find out through your things, you can do that to your wife I was very moved, I'll give you 50 million, I hope you and your wife can go back later to buy a house and furniture, the men shed tears and said, thank you, I will repay you later, the woman said, no, the price is very fair , we will not insult to injury. I give you 30 million, and other surgical finished giving you 20 million, she said, men and women said the woman smiled and agreed. -
operation was a success, the transfer is also good for women, such as some of the 20 million check on the man's hand, said, out of work, the children I will help you arrange a -
men recovered quickly, when he returned to his wife's bedside, found his wife's color has been restored almost to the doctor to ask, now how about it? The doctor told him, yes, it has been able to go back to training, and six months should be able to complete recovery, the men finally put down the new stone in, and asked a number of detailed considerations, for the discharge procedures, with the rest of the money men bought a second hand house, well, price satisfaction, with his wife and daughter came home, and thought, the nightmare is gone, is to start over time. -
men find a new job, it is hard to shop and go, and his wife at home training, the men in order to survive at home, often overtime, one day, a man who has a fever feel cold, took the points go to the hospital medicine, no care about anything, not even with medication, the man to the hospital, the original kidney removed when he was not fully wound inflammation of conditioning now, and man heard later the same as Qingtianpili, ask a doctor how much it costs, the doctor said that such operations are intermediate, cost is not too high, but one thing to tell you that your inspection report to you at a disadvantage. , The man asked what the doctor said that you have an impact on sex life after a man lost in meditation, to his wife and family, and I now are worth, and came home and said to his wife, now go away on business, has been to find a babysitter at home, everything you do not worry, I'll be back, he looked at his wife, gentle man, said outside take care of yourself, do not be too worried about me, man kissed his wife on the forehead. -
man came to the hospital to let his father in the operation on the signed one. -
Two months later, the man was discharged and returned home to see his wife and daughter, comforting smile, so that men can not think of things happen, life between husband and wife, the man did not adhere to, and the passage of time in a day, even between husband and wife have a diaphragm, a man reimbursing the patient, his wife finally made the break, the men looked scared E's familiar with this strange face, nodded his head and agreed, men in the division of property and child support that was once a piece of his wife to choose, the choice of his wife, the man again disappointed, and his wife chose the home of real estate funds and now half the man accepted, and looked at his beloved The woman, said, take care of yourself. -
with girls and men assigned to several million, rented a house, a man thinking of his own wasted a half watching the kids finally able to sell their organs that do not care who shed tears, the heart had really hurts, how it hurts so bad, as if breathing is so difficult as to be torn chest pain, the tears flow over the heart, so it was dead, but the children have to take care ah She is still small, but also warm, you need to go to school, I would never give his daughter psychological pressure, men Yaozhu Ya stood up, sunset, watching the man of my back, so large. -
A year later, first grade children read and watch growing up the daughter of a man finally feeling happy, one day, he took his daughter to the mall to buy clothes, arrived in the door, met His ex-wife, happy children shouted dad read you behold is the mother, the man watching now wear gold with silver in the women said, year-old bald man standing next to her asked, to say, baby or my bad, ha ha. The pair of shameless Gounan Nv ridiculed others and so the absence of men, got into an Accord turned, planted a laugh -
away, I want to reward this -
go crazy after drinking and smoking men, often what there talking to himself, slowly, it was discovered that he had not very normal, just read the child what to say, he knows, he can listen. -
what happened? Several are said to be fox woman boss is already asked in tears, and later. . . . . -
One day, outside the snowflakes, read the child rubbing his cold hands and red man said, bread, a bag of peanuts on the way back, where a van from the turn was coming, although the brakes, but the ground has been covered with the snow, bang, the men knocked out, but also thanks to the displeasure of open , the man looked at the car side of panic, they pick on the ground crisp bread and peanuts, got out a plate of two inch tall shaved head man, looked at the car said, fuck, really Xuan Hu ah, he should be okay , another smoking a cigarette had been able to smile and say, see him as too fine ah. In this way, they drove majestically away. -
back home, the men read the bread to the children, while children do homework while eating bread, the teacher asked students to write a diary today, called: My mom and dad. Other jobs are finished, read children Waizhaonaodai think in the end my mother what it? Mother's image has been blurred in the hearts of children reading, watching my father coughing in bed, read the children called a basin of water from the outside, against a good hot water, a towel and rub gently for Dad wipe her face and hands, in his father tuck a tuck, and he is washed, and then checked the windows and doors, off the light, and well-climbed his own little bed asleep. -
morning, up early to read the children, awakened by a man, father, I went to school, the men took out a dollar from him to his daughter, husky, said, read child took the money to buy a cup of soy milk and two of the donut back home and put a donut and milk on a small man's bedside cabinet, picked up the bag, eat while walking to school on the road. promise me a few days to help me buy new clothes then, a fairly new down jacket, smiled and said, clothes, took out a pocket of money to the fifty-read children, said, money, or you want to make your ass uncle Xiaogang, and read children that know the oldest maternal aunt, and I go, first came to the school gate to see who she was afraid, Xiaogang uncle, uncle very sharp eyes, do not know every day how the Internet is such a good eye, he did not anything, is a professional gamer, earn a little money to live, usually receive a utility to help in any area, but the cost of home study are all children of his own pocket. Read the children, Xiaogang Han Zhu her uncle, because he read the children to learn as long as that bad or naughty, will certainly have to beat her ass pigtail pulling, ? Uncle asked her, bastard that kind of -
to school, children began to collect the students read their homework, because she was class president, came home from school at noon, saw a man not up yet, read the child asked, very strange child, my father is how? Thought, and climbed on the bed to see his father and mother in the holding pictures of her childhood in the face to see his father, a man's complexion has become a gray, empty eyes wide open, as if the feelings of the human world confused, and like to talk with the unwilling and sorrow, from the ears and mouth out of the blood has dried up, , Xiaogang slightly clatter about heart, a hand touched the man's face, has been cool, and surprising idea to ask children, your father. . . Your dad how he bleeding? Read the children cried, , in the end how matter, an aunt said, Grandpa Lin retired from the Police asked, into a mass of the chaos, this time sitting in bed reading children inside, tightly pulled his father's hand and asked, , little people in the room do not cry, Xiajie a child picked up the idea, wiping her tears, said after studying children with me, and I can not let this child to be a little bitter, and sometimes, the this and that should read child care, in fact, we usually have no less care of their father and daughter, but the situation now everyone wants to use their ability to suffer was hard to take care of this child, watching his father was carried away wrapped in the room, crying and crying children read . . . Than the knife really have pain in the human body, Lin uncle ran home a few steps out of two thousand yuan on the hands of the Xia Jie said, is to sell the house will help you take care of children read open open seeing what ah This result is actually a man, dead time, no one would know why he took that picture, which has his wife and his daughter, whether he is reluctant to his wife? Or his daughter? Or both ... ...? ~~~~(>_<)~~ Fuck, I looked forward, not turn 3 days after the death of your family. />-

Sunday, April 10, 2011

[ transfer ] wrote secretly grow old after 80

 Like the stealth, the less love in the group to speak on a matter and how many people, the total mobile phone hanging QQ, a bunch of people get together, one a mobile phone, all the students together to play the mandatory two projects: to eat , KTV children have started calling their uncle or aunt though often reluctantly countered with: called my sister, called my brother always lonely, and whether you are one person alone, or the like which are in the crowd to sing that song in the same alone, is a person's carnival, carnival, is a group of people alone is not so cynical, and when faced injustice, will tell themselves, our society is that this can not watch TV, but the computer is a necessity to go out Bengda will bring three treasures : cell phone, keys, money, money never know where, and how not to eat, not how to wear a negative, refuse to grow up. Do not like to be that mature. Acquaintance in front of a word chatter, before the silent stranger there must be a hobby is sleeping all day long soak in the Internet, do not know what to do. Most frequent word is Is a constant topic of weight loss and actions and ate regular breakfast, lunch and eat together typing was quite inaccurate, but still very fast 12:00 to play, and rarely fall asleep before anything can be Because not so much time, are not worried about so many things for no reason no capital is proud, they are fundamentally inferior and look forward to certainly look forward to recognition failure when a man is hated even the courage to say no. Think that other people can not understand themselves and others as a reason for disdain. So because other people are in love, to love yourself, love is more than love to practice, and then you even begin to doubt have insisted on the love. Used to think a lifetime friend by his side, one day a month, he suddenly found that they are gone midnight, wake up, only surprise found that everyone has always been more of a growth of only you, the easier it alone after 80 of us, there are many of dreams, some realized, some shattered. 80 of us, some famous, some unknown. 80 of us, struggling through a loss too, or survive. 80 of us, the wisdom of young tender youth retreat, began to adapt to the community of nations. Our hearts are well aware, we have experienced too much. Love, affection and cooperation in the sub-sub-sub friendship and cooperation and cooperation in the pursuit had been desperate, and later becomes worthless too. Blocking things parents had, until his injury, they would understand, the parents turned out to be right. Have asked yourself many times why alive? Later, have been too lazy to think about the meaning of life. Love may not have been good to read, and later left to work for love. Now remember the first dream? Or, how many people have stuck to their youth when the dream. At home, the parents of our obedience, out of the house, our social obedience. Could not understand things will gradually get used to, do not know this habit is good or bad? I do not even know my dreams to be? But one thing is certain, will not make some wild teenage dream.

Wednesday, April 6, 2011

SMS history K to suffer the most , you, dare to send it

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