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1: A man was fishing and caught a squid only.
Squid ask him: Do you let me go, do not I eat baked ah. < br> The man said: Yes, I ask you some questions to test it.
very happy squid said: You test it you test it!
and then the man put the squid to bake ..
2: I have too schizophrenic, but now we have recovered.
3: A student in the U.S. driving test, turn left in front of signs suggest that he was not sure, ask the examiner:
turn left? pus, and become a soybean; wound end up with scars, and finally became black.
5: Small sensible hair, next to the school, the students see his new hairstyle, smiles: Xiao-Ming, your head shape like a kite Oh! Xiao Ming feel wronged, to go outside to cry. crying and crying and he would fly up ~ hh
6: personal long as onions, walked cried hh.
7: Little Penguin one day asked his grandmother, Dad, I'm not a penguin ah? Corn fell in love so they decided to get married h
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wedding day can not find another one corn corn h
beside the corn popcorn asked: Do you see our house corn you?
popcorn: Dear, people wear a wedding dress of the Well hh.
9: music class, the teacher playing a Beethoven tune
Xiao Hua Xiao Ming asked: you? : Q: Two people fell into the trap, the dead person is called the dead, the living What?
A: Jiaojiu Ming 2!
11: Question: cloth and paper afraid?
answer: cloth afraid of ten thousand, the paper just in case.
reasons: not (Brazzaville) afraid of ten thousand, only (paper) just in case.
12: One day a car h
mother mother does not sit half-way know the way the h.
hit the driver with a stick butt mother said: Which?
Driver: This is my ass hh
13: an egg cup of tea to the tea, the results it becomes boiled eggs ; an egg run the Songhua River to swim, the results it becomes egg; have eggs went to a Shandong, turned into a Lu (halogen) eggs; an egg become homeless, it becomes a wild eggs; an egg on the road careful not to fall, fell to the ground, turned into a missile; an egg go to the yard of the family, turned into a bomb; an egg go to the Tibetan Plateau, the results become a hydrogen bomb; an egg is sick, turned into a villain; an egg married, turned into a jerk; an egg go swimming in the river, turned into a nuclear bomb; an egg go to the flowers gone, turned into a Hua Dan; an egg riding a horse, holding a knife, that he is Peking Opera Blues; an egg or female, long ugly, the result becomes a dinosaur egg; an egg is male, his wife outside and other egg adultery, and he became a son of a bitch; an egg hh
14: host asked: Will the cat climb? eagle Responder: Yes! Moderator: examples! eagle tears: that year, I was fast asleep, the cat climbed the tree, then there is the owl h h
15: both feces shell dragonfly the welfare lottery, A said: I want to put in a radius of 50 miles award to buy down the toilet, every days to eat your fill! B said: You Ah Tai Su! I hit the jackpot on the package if the one living, eat fresh!
16: why the chicken cross the street
answer to get another side
17: A: That man is doing?
B: He was shaking.
A: Why did he want to shake it?
B: Yes he was cold.
A: Oh, tremble not cold-drawn.
A: hh
18: Mr. Banana and his girlfriend have a date, walking down the street, the weather was hot, took off her clothes, Mr. Banana, after his girlfriend to fell hhh
19: a sausage to be kept in the refrigerator
feeling cold, and then looked at the other side of the root, with the point of comfort, saying: the body with ice! I have soft down the whole person hh
21: This diver is very difficult moves, he made a swivel for three weeks then take a half forward somersault backflip three weeks a month.
22: MM to find University of lost. met a gentle professor.
MM: May I ask, how can I go to college?
Professor: Only work hard in school, be above University.
23: Secretary and Chief of total Take the elevator, after the Secretary released a fart chief said: You fart! chief said: I did not put the h soon be removed from office Chief Secretary said at the meeting: fart great things you can not afford to be magnanimous, What should you use?
24: Miss: now doing good business doing it!
boss: Why?
Miss: trembling said: student card, or a robbery in front of XX school, do not worry, Allah will not grab one of us! washing complete, his girlfriend is very shy and said: 27: A blind man begging in the streets wearing sunglasses.
a drunk man walked by, that his poor, threw him a hundred dollars.
walking a few drunk one turned around to see The blind man is facing the sun goes on to distinguish between genuine and false hundred large copy.
drunk over snatched the money back: ; Big Brother, I'm sorry ah, I was looking for a friend in this, and he was blind, the toilet, but in fact I was dumb. dropped the money, they staggered away hh
28: Avian influenza mm are
C: to know why Adam and Eve ate the forbidden fruit you?
B: I do not know!
C: Because Adam did not smoke! (Hint: homonym of a word)
30: someone had just been abandoned by his girlfriend , happened to bump into on the street flirting with former girlfriend and new love, he imagined gas, to humiliate them about. Then came forward politely greeted, and was contemptuously new love of his girlfriend, said: goods you do not find it too! gave me a kiss, it feels like the People's Daily mm as real hh
32: just look at the top of the line of duty on the computer screen has a scroll bar things like news, the text above passes very quickly.
even curious Q: This is the lyrics up?
Sister: Yeah!
the line of duty: how flies so fast? no see!
Line of Duty: Jay!!
33: Wife: I'm blind the eye will marry you stepped on dog feces.
Husband: I was really blind will marry you step on dog feces.
dog feces: Oh my good luck! lay there have been two of you to step hh
34: College Entrance Examination Chemistry question: A and B can be transformed into each other, B in the boiling water can generate C, C in the air oxidation of D, D has the smell of rotten eggs, and asked A, B, C, D What the?
I A: A is the chicken, B is the raw eggs, C is a cooked egg, D rotten eggs of course, friends!
35: rubber, skins, lion's skin which the worst? < br> A: rubber.
because the eraser (rubber poor).
36: Q: 3 What is a foot tall thing???
answer: 3 foot tall monster!! !!!!< br> 37: ants go to the desert, and why the sand did not leave his footprints, leaving only a line on the road?
answer: because it is the bicycle!
ants back from the desert home, he did not tell anyone, but his family knew he was coming back! Why ah!
Answer: see his bike parked downstairs hh
38: One day the police caught a female drug addicts Bureau, police saw her hand tattoos and asked her what are you doing to your boyfriend's name tattooed hands, he called the Little good is not ah .. is not it? quickly said that he had no drugs A h Fast said.
addict looked up I saw the woman with the angry eyes of the police said

This is hate Rights h.
40: One day, Mel and her boyfriend go for a drive, br> car almost out of gas, just next to a gas station, opened in the past, when a sudden gust of her boyfriend's hat blown off.
small beautiful boyfriend said to her:
hats, you help cheer me on. carefully taken to the gibbon droppings,
kind of apes the apes cleaned differentiate.
But soon they fell in love, someone asked how did you come together?
gorilla replied: ape feces (fate ).!br> 43: There was a duck called the Little Yellow, one day it hit by a car while crossing the road a bit and yelled: His home is far away from the polar bear family in particular, if by taking the case, have to go to get to 20 years. One day, the penguins stay at home, especially bored, ready to go polar bear to play, and he went out, but come half way I noticed myself to forget to lock the door, which had gone for 10 years, but still have to lock the door, ah, then go home to penguins and locked the door. lock the door after the Penguins once again starting to look for polar bears, mean that he spent 40 years to the polar bears and penguins to their home hh door, said: ;
45: Little white rabbit hopped into the bakery and asked: so ah ... No ah ; boss happy to say: : Little said: Hey! Hey! answer is 48: a man, his stomach is not good. One day, he came to stomach the hospital, the doctor said: said: the girl replied: finished, on the polar bear said: > 51: Q: What is the African cannibal chiefs eat?
A: people, ah!
Q: That day, the chief is ill, the doctor told him to be a vegetarian, he ate what?
A: eat a vegetable!
52: two sausages in the fridge, over a long time,
a bit of a shake with the sausage, wow! cold ah ~!
other sausages very surprised to say, Huh? how can you say sausage?
53: One day,
Bucks have only run faster and faster,
went to the last,
it becomes a high-speed Bucks.
54 : One day, a teacher took a group of adopted children to the mountains of fruit,
she announced that: Fruit of the mining.
set the time comes, all the children are gathered.
teacher: taken to the Apple. Oh great! that Amin you do? silent.
Teacher: Xiao-Ming?
Teacher: Xiao-Ming??
Teacher: Xiao-Ming! you how ah? you know the answer in the end ah? anyhow Zhiyi Sheng ah!
Xiao Ming: squeak ~
56: elephant asked the camel: l how long your Mimi in the back? r
camel, said: l die away, I do not and the penis with a long speech in the face of things!
57: How to drink larger cups?
read the Great Compassion Mantra
58: Xiao Ming: A few degrees today?
Xiaohua: minus 3 degrees Ah!
Xiao Ming: No wonder so cold .
59: A little boy came home from school through the window and get a glimpse of a woman lying in bed wild man rubbing my chest, I shouted to a man!
next day the little boy out of date and from the window found a woman lying man,
the little boy went home and cried in bed mad rubbing my chest I want to bike to bike!
60: Once upon a bird,
him every day through a corn field,
but unfortunately,
patch of corn one day, a fire,
have become all the corn popcorn!!!
the bird in the past after ......< br > that snow to cold dead ...
61: that there is a polar bear, because the snow was too harsh, and have to wear dark glasses to see things,
but he can not find the sunglasses, so closed crawling around on the ground looking for the eyes, goes up and up Yeah, the hands and feet dirty crawl to find sunglasses. wear sunglasses, mirror a photo, and found: Oh, I'm a panda.
62: science class the teacher asked: up and said: his other leg,
small out in a car accident and lost his leg,
fact Xiao Ming is a dog.
64: One day, A, B, C three people go out and take the hang around for a long time on the road.
A later said,'m bored, I want to play B.
then C saw A look, put the B onto the alley to go play.
65: three rabbit poo
first just pull the
long ball of the second is actually the third
triangle
ask it: I Yong Shounie's.
66: When will want reunification of Taiwan?
time to buy instant noodles.
67: One day Xiao Qiang asked his father: Dad said: Xiao Ming dog owners to see the dog hit him, was unhappy to say: beat the dog to see the owner, heard of you?
when Xiao Ming said: good! I watched you while you play dog.
69: Bugs: flowers, do you do with my pencil?
flowers: No, I did not use.
Bugs: You're useless?
flowers: I really useless!
Bugs: Well, you are useless in 17 people admit that he had.
70: ants after falling off from the Himalayas is how to die?
answer: starvation. because too light floating down to ~ so long h
80: Why do dogs get smaller?
A: Because it is farther and farther.
81: Once there was a horse! It fell into the sea Paozhaopaozhao.
Therefore, it becomes a The results have fell into the river. Later, he became > It is a continuous car to run over several units, making him appear a good few black stripes.
a result, it becomes One day, it came to a factory, the result is transformed into and, all the horses spared, no horse has become a world hh
then, a group of people could not help but after reading this joke, said: Finally, to commemorate this joke, it was compiled into a class, we call it who said: tomorrow we must also, otherwise hh, chopped off two fingers;
acquired, then hh, in cutting the four; the first 3 days, then hh
Xiao Ming: Is it not also a
banks people: NO, to the time you become a little jingle.
83: a personal encounter God
day is good when God suddenly going to give that person a wish
God asked: Do you have any desire to you?
man then said: I heard that cats have nine lives, then please give me 9 Mania now!
God said: Your desire to achieve slightly!
day, that were idle boredom,
want to die a death anyway, 9 Mania Well
lay the tracks,
results a train in the past,
the man died.
Why is this?
because that station has 10 train cars.
84: a guy to the hospital to be examined, and has done a lot of testing.
doctor said: There is good news, but also Bad news! read your test results, I find that you have potential homosexual tendencies!! and difficult to cure!
this guy said: Oh my God! that the good news then?
shy to say doctors : I find you quite lovely yeah!
85: a hunter with his dogs to hunt for a slip of the day in the woods are not prey.
dark, not willing to stop riding in the woods he was in turn,
horse suddenly said: to escape, ran panting under a tree during a lesson, patted the dog on his chest, said: : wolves, tigers and lions who play the game will be eliminated? Wolf
because: Momotaro (out of the wolf)
87: A day pick a mirror facing the mirror of the talk about the importance; this good side of people familiar ah
B said; is? I see (taking the mirror), I ah! me that you do not know ah?
88: A tomato and tomato B to go shopping.
B Q A: Where are we going?
A does not answer.
B asked: Where are we going?
A or no answer.
B asked again.
turned on tomato tomato A B said : We are not tomatoes come from? Why do we say it?
89: Once there was a white and a black cat white cat
day

black cat fell into the water it saved up
said something white on black
Q: What does?
Why are you in the cafe? dinner.
small big question: Big Brother, why do we eat shit every day?
big wrote: Do not say when to eat something so disgusting!!
92: Caochuan the
Lu Su: Zhuge Liang: you? ? scared monkeys, and now we must eat a good amount.
94: peripheral hospitals to prevent the escape of 100 patients, two patients still want to escape the mental hospital.
effort over the wall in the beating in the darkness. to 30 Under the wall,
tired What? ; tired water,
suddenly was electric fish in the stream, the four boys were electrocuted to! guess an electrical appliance.
Con: ah .... do not know Jesus ~
Xiao Ming: The answer is ah!
small Luo: Dad, why do we have a long woolen?
Camel Dad: Because the desert wind, we have relied on block wind and sand, we will see ah!
Little Luo: Dad, why do we have a thick hoof?
Camel Dad: Because the desert is sand, so that we stabilize ah!
small Luo: Dad, the last question That we are doing here at the zoo?
97: hen incubates the eggs, have an egg from its ass drilled out
hen: fart Haochou hh ;
99: My girlfriend invited me to her house to watch movies. to her home after,
pen she wrote on the wall film r l word,
the two of us sitting on the toilet speaking up.
100: a morning, to a known tough Executive Morning soldier asked: